Risk management

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my girlfriend uninvited to me a party because she said her ex would be there, and since she hasn't told him about us, she didn't want him getting upset. FML
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Top comments

heftysmash253 6

Why didn't she just un-invite her ex and you, her current boyfriend, go to the party? Something might be going on.

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wassup388 25

I think this relationship is done for

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AggieMike77 12

She isn't over him...time to move on. There are SEVEN women to every man on the planet...deduct some percentage for lesbians and you're still more than available!

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leogachi 15

@27 Where the **** do you get that ratio?

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Although there are some countries that do have a higher women to men ratio, the planet is different. There are slightly more men than women. If I remember correctly the theory is that the Y chromosome is lighter and therefore faster.

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ViviMage 38

Y's swim faster, but X's live longer.

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saad2605 16

Definitely sounds like she's more interested in him still than she is in you. Might be time to set things straight with her and make sure that you guys are on the same page.

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False_Stupidity 41

I know others have said this too, but it really sounds to me a lot like she has two boyfriends going at once especially the bit where she hasn't told her "ex" about you. I would go to this party and introduce yourself to this "Ex", you never know, you may end up friends and he gets to find out what a bitch your common girlfriend is.

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jay1164 1

I don't know - in my experience, some exes get freakin' scary! Maybe she is just playing it safe.

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trucker2 33

Then she don't need to go, sounds more like a town hoe.

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rockwrench 18

Sweet! Sounds like you got a get out of jail free card.

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Ninjerman 7

Ummmmmmkay, why is the ex going?

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cheshireau 26

I would have broken up with her. No excuses could be good enough for that crap.

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artistswife 19

Sorry that she cares more about her ex's feelings than yours.

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