Photography and Thief: Rookie mistake

Rookie mistake

By no selfie for me - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was at the park unsuccessfully trying to take a selfie. A stranger walked up to me and offered to take the picture for me. I agreed and gave him my phone. He took it and ran off. FML

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MichiSixx 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 12:18

And that's why you can't trust everyone you meet.

Gaga_is_God6969 13

Tuesday 16 April 2013 12:18

I don't trust anyone with my phone...let alone, a complete stranger. What were you thinking?

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MilkyFilmz 26

Wednesday 5 June 2013 19:21

Sees stranger gives phone to them because **** logic

courtjester86 8

Thursday 29 August 2013 16:19

That's why I pick out the non working out people ... If the run away, I can catch them... Stereotypes work!

patrick227 1

Wednesday 16 July 2014 4:48

thats why you ask only people who lookvlikevthey cant tun faster than you to take your picture

britt2dawn 8

Friday 25 July 2014 19:09

Don't give your phone to strangers

xJigglyPuffx 5

Monday 10 August 2015 6:14

Never trust other people. Especially if you don't know them.

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