Rookie mistake

By no selfie for me - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was at the park unsuccessfully trying to take a selfie. A stranger walked up to me and offered to take the picture for me. I agreed and gave him my phone. He took it and ran off. FML
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MichiSixx 12

And that's why you can't trust everyone you meet.

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Gaga_is_God6969 13

I don't trust anyone with my phone...let alone, a complete stranger. What were you thinking?

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MichiSixx 12

And that's why you can't trust everyone you meet.

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hardonforjesus 10

It's a shame really because most people are completely trustworthy, it's just a minority that alter the whole dynamic of our society.

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samasara 20

Exactly. There are bad people everywhere.

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ElizaZee 9

Hope the stranger isn't posting this from OP's phone!

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karlcolt45 19

wait, so that man with the candy...WASN'T gonna give me candy next?... dodged a bullet there

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Zazoo1995 23

Some people just want to see the world burn.

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zsefvgby 11

It a horrible to hear when someone abuses the generic public trust most people have in this world. It makes me feel as if the world is falling apart.

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becca717 7

Don't forget about the whole "Apple picking" thing where people run by and steal iPhones right out of people's hands... Society can be so messed up these days.

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dalink 24

*And that's why you can't trust ANYONE you meet. Reference: FML app.

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MichiSixx 12

@118 - I can trust a number of people. Not everyone is an asshole.

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Gaga_is_God6969 13

I don't trust anyone with my phone...let alone, a complete stranger. What were you thinking?

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interesting33 36

I guess it could be seen as YDI but honestly, who hasn't asked strangers to take a group/single picture? It is seen as a normal thing in our society but open to abuse :/

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liv_graham 7

#76 group pictures are different, the point of a selfie is to take it yourself

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SweetasCandy0609 28

maybe he took off with it for calling it a selfie.

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lilhellian 26

When I first read selfie I thought he meant **********.. :/

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Ditto, definitely thought he was grooming the wookie....

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groovycrazyjoe 18

didn't attempt to chase him if your a man

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Grand_Cookie 21

Stranger rule #1: Don't give anyone who can beat you in a foot race anything valuable.

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kyle_27 6

Thats exactly why I always carry my pistol haha, very great point though you made.

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hardonforjesus 10

Your friend sounds like a really nice guy.

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ElizaZee 9

I guess he wanted to take a selfie of himself! Haha

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

More like he wanted to take a cellphone...

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Grand_Cookie 21

I think it is. How hilarious would it be to hear someone stole your friend's phone and after they freaked out they found it full of new pictures? I'd laugh.

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thatsdndn1 19

You are idiot for trusting people with ur phone

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thatsdndn1 19

English is my fourth language buddy:) so its ok to be idiot in this case

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diaosi 4

You were serious until she burned your ass with four languages and made you feel like the idiot.

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fuzz97 23

oh man, I just love seeing an uppity grammar nazi get put in their place

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not_a_robot 15

Well at least he tried to apologize. You still did not have to be a dick though, buddy.

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whY402Jay 12

I'm not your buddy, friend. I'm not your friend, guy. I'm not your guy, buddy.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

To quote Arnie, you all need to "chill out, dickwad".

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sikunt89_fml 16

Definitely not the greatest idea, at least you learnt a lesson from it... at least I hope you did.

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karlcolt45 19

too bad nobody got a shot of your reaction, there's a photo worth seeing

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Attica 20

And this is where vanity gets us...

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