Transportation, Travel, LGBTQIA+ and Love: Rough

Rough

By vela9002 - 06/04/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML

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You deserved it 13 654

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By Nutty - 24/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 236

You deserved it 12 541

By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 212

You deserved it 741

Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 780

You deserved it 154

By OrangeTree12 - 04/04/2009 06:05 - Canada

Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 193

You deserved it 83 803

By huj - 25/09/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 085

You deserved it 4 313

By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 892

You deserved it 3 720

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 519

You deserved it 8 392

By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 736

You deserved it 6 761

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 765

You deserved it 105 081

The Curse

By ugly me - 24/10/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 421

You deserved it 3 640

Jaxro 6

Monday 6 April 2009 20:09

How does one spark a conversation about liking rugged men?

BigMac_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:04

Eh could've been worse, he could've been one of those weird dudes who insists on talking about the rash he gets when he sits near an attractive girl for a long period of time and then asks if you want to see.

Comments

effmailyfe 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:17

FML is starting to suck. That's not an FML at all--poor you, you have a nice, cute and gay boy to talk to on the plane.

ahc123 4

Friday 1 February 2013 5:55

Haha yea I agree....I mean wat girl doesn't wanna gay best friend!!:)

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:18

Notice how guys don't make FMLs about this sort of bullshit. We take "hey, maybe this cute girl really isn't that into me" as a part of life. YDI for assuming that any guy sitting near you would give up anything to make it to first base with you.

tiltwrestler 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:21

Haha DAYUM! I've heard of girlfriends turning their boyfriends gay... but you did it in a matter of seconds! That has to be some kind of record. mad props

Karnezar 2

Monday 6 April 2009 20:23

He might have a straight brother :D

jm88 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:23

Thank you, #12. So many FMLs from girls I think "REALLY?! Is your life THAT bad?" when they are in regards to guys/dating. Womp womp, some guy wasn't in to you. You'll get over it tomorrow when the next guy doesn't look at you the right way, no matter how much you hope and wishes he does.

cleatus44 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:25

Ahahahahah Love This!!

nomo_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:25

Lame. This isn't an FML at all. Just some stuck up girl QQing over trivial nonsense.

Jaywin 3

Monday 6 April 2009 20:28

Honestly, these FMLs whining about how a person wasn't into them are so lame. Move on to the next person that catches your eye. Not that hard.

TidusBlade 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:32

Well, at least you had some conversation xD

marz88 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:33

Maybe next time you can be more specific with your wish? and good FMLs are like gold nuggets now. waa waa I got a gay guy sitting next to me on the plane. I got a fat woman who decided that she wanted to take up my seat and hers while only paying for one of the seats. So her fat just decided to sneak on over the arm rest when I wasnt looking...well guess what? I WAS LOOKING but you dont see me complaining about it on here do you? nope therefore no FYL and no YDI but if something bad happens on the plane later please feel free to post.

deathmajestic 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:04

well now not only do you get to see a hot guy. but now you get to see a hot guy thats willing to kiss another hot guy. STOP WHINING SUCK IT UP AND GRAB SOME POPCORN