By sociallyanxiousroomie - 19/04/2016 10:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
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StupidUsername89 23

So did did you go to the party in there pants?

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RainTears 15

He came there looking for booty, and there is no force that has the power to stop a man's stirred lust

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ScarletteEve 33

Except, y'know, legal human rights.

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Or a throwing a Nokia at their balls.

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OptimusSlime 23

Or self control

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False_Stupidity 41

Woah woah woah there #12. There's no need to go that far and completely annihilated a mans Crown Jewels and his entire lower half by throwing a Nokia down there.

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may14th 26

I'm pretty sure that's the mind set that leads to rape.

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CLOTHESPlN 17

I've always been a fan of the "lust control" that is of the 9mm, or .45 variant

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

wrong kind of party dude

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Estrangement 25

Totally unrelated to the FML... But Game of Thrones comes back on Sunday and your picture got me excited for it again.

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sharkgirl4 23

Time to talk about boundaries. Or, you know, time to scream about boundaries.

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wheresmymary 22

It's like when someone knocks and opens the door at the same time

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SixthSinEnvy 39

I like to think of myself as having a decent amount of patience before I blow up but when people do this, it's like pressing the red button. I CANNOT stand this. It defeats the purpose of knocking.

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TMWhisp 22

A stranger is a friend you haven't met yet!

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TheSecretShadow 13

So true. That's in the song at the end of Star vs the Forces of Evil. Yes I watch that show but only when there's nothing else on TV. Or when I lose the remote.

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xx000o 27

There are many strangers who I have no desire whatsoever to be friends with.

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ViviChenny 19

I would just play a prank on that stranger, especially if it was a guy. Take their clothes off (having your clothes on or off is optional) and lay next to that person. The following morning, muster up your acting skills and screw with that person (pun not intended).

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igive 29

That could go wrong in soooo many ways.

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