Transportation, Travel, LGBTQIA+ and Love: Rough

Rough

By vela9002 - 06/04/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML

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You deserved it 13 654

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By Nutty - 24/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML

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You deserved it 12 541

By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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You deserved it 741

Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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You deserved it 154

By OrangeTree12 - 04/04/2009 06:05 - Canada

Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML

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You deserved it 83 803

By huj - 25/09/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

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You deserved it 4 313

By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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You deserved it 3 720

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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You deserved it 8 392

By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 6 761

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 105 081

The Curse

By ugly me - 24/10/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 421

You deserved it 3 640

Jaxro 6

Monday 6 April 2009 20:09

How does one spark a conversation about liking rugged men?

BigMac_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:04

Eh could've been worse, he could've been one of those weird dudes who insists on talking about the rash he gets when he sits near an attractive girl for a long period of time and then asks if you want to see.

Comments

i_like_chicks 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:00

Oh shit haha thats gotta suck :D

deathmajestic 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:59

i dont see how this is an FML most of my friends are gay or bi YDI

metalfan333 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:11

only in california....lol

rwac07 0

Friday 26 March 2010 12:40

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

averageirishman 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 15:15

129 looks around 10. with all gay friends? barely anyone comes out that early.

redsox4021 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 6:39

#129 is that a sign?

spikesomthin 1

Sunday 2 May 2010 1:55

lmfao

wintamint101 7

Saturday 5 June 2010 12:49

the hot guys are always gay

FMLrey 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 13:00

i'm not gay?

sloppyflow 1

Thursday 17 March 2011 9:33

and u look like a star

funplex 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:02

LMAO Hahahahahahahah!

bridgette5866 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:12

shush.

thenormalguy 0

Friday 9 April 2010 4:18

^^ this lol that comment made me laugh :)

Makave22 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:03

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

NightSkyx 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 18:59

Shoulda hoped for a straight guy then?

ichikibobivopula 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 3:34

And a gay baby is born.

rrx3 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:04

guess you gotta be more careful when you make a wish next time.

NonScaryPumkin 22

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:12

Guess you have to wish them straight too

BigMac_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:04

vdturner25 15

Thursday 23 July 2015 23:49

that sounds like a FML in its own right mate

Occam 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:06

I'm with #5; how is this an FML? So you're not going to nail him. Big deal, at least you have an attractive dude to look at for a few hours, and a friendly one at that.

PureGold 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:09

HAHAHA!! but I really don't see the FML here. You didn't embarrass yourself in any way, and this is a mistake a lot of people make...how were you supposed to know he was gay? So you met a cute gay guy...FYL? That's kind of stupid. Now you don't have to worry about impressing him for the whole flight, you could just have a normal conversation.

toxic_venom 4

Friday 21 June 2013 6:55

its like being teased with something youll never have

Jaxro 6

Monday 6 April 2009 20:09

How does one spark a conversation about liking rugged men?

pcentral 17

Monday 11 June 2012 15:58

I'll offer my services if you'd like to practice...

Inspired22 11

Monday 6 April 2009 20:10

Yeah, this is no FML. Who NEEDS to sit next to a cute guy who is straight? Come on! Have a positive attitude! You got to sit next to a cute gay guy who was probably fun to talk to!