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By Loveless - 23/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, after my partner of two years broke up with me, I decided to have a heart to heart with my mother about it. Her advice was to clean the house. I asked how that would make me feel better. She said that she wasn't sure, but at least the house would be clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By terrible person - 04/04/2011 09:29

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:52 - United Kingdom - Stretham

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2021 01:59

Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML

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By cantwin - 02/10/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML

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Breaking news

By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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By Lisa - 19/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 17:04 - Germany

Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML

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sarawr 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:09

It's actually good advice.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:16

Cleaning actually does help. Not only does it takes your mind off things, but it can also give you a sense of accomplishment, which can sometimes be hard to come by after a serious breakup. It's a very good outlet, and can improve your mood entirely. I'm sorry though OP. Maybe this will give you a chance to feel better? And afterwords... nothing's stopping you from also making cookies.

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mvper 0

Monday 24 August 2009 10:50

Just do anything to keep you busy. When I am in low spirits, I usually go out for a walk. It is not the end of the world.

Fuckers 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:23

your mother sounds like a practical woman. can I have her phone number?

primogen18 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:05

Homophobes, you guys really need to grow up and realize you live on a planet with some people that are *gasp* different then you. Have you ever had a relationship for 2 years and broke up? Anyway, don't listen to the people who never grew past the elementary school playground, listen to those who say you have a caring mother. Clean the house, re-arrange it a bit, make it cleaner and seem new. Takes your mind off things and gives you a new environment all the same. Also, the term partner really can be applied to a heterosexual partner as well as a homosexual, so why jump to conclusions anyway? Why does it even matter? Do you really have nothing else productive to think about or do that you actually sit in thought about such things?

rockstarK9 0

Monday 24 August 2009 21:00

Trust your mom and clean your house, You will actually feel a lot better when your done.

Faminn123 0

Monday 24 August 2009 21:46

Its great advice. It will take your mind off other things, and you will have a clean house.

Molltini 0

Monday 24 August 2009 22:55

HAHAHA, I love your mom.

Bathory_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:31

That's very good advice. Sure, cleaning itself won't help you feel better - but it will take your mind off of it, give you time to think and make your house clean. =P You have a very insightful mother.