Relationships and Food: Run, run away pronto

Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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Random Ass Memory

By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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Sussy Baka

By Yasmine - 24/12/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML

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By alone - 20/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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Go long

By Ungrateful - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML

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That joke isn't funny anymore

By Anonymous - 13/08/2023 00:02

Today, I told my husband that as I wasn't hungry, he had to cook for himself. He rang my Spanish stepmother as a joke to complain that I’m not wifey material. She showed up, whacked me with her Chancla, and browbeat me into cooking. He feels hella guilty, but he’s still a dead man once she leaves. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML

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kfchicken 31

Friday 22 January 2021 8:38

in my non professional opinion I think you should see this as a red flag and sign of things to come. I also think that you should keep an eye out for things like this in the future while you consider his very kind offer.

flagbitch 8

Friday 22 January 2021 12:41

It's time to go

Comments

ndaguanno 17

Saturday 23 January 2021 3:17

Run far and fast. Leave that loser, my moms bf treats her like that and I hate his guts. Wish she would’ve left him years ago. Sounds like he’s jealous of you being happy, and that’s not good. Then he expects you to cook for him as if it’s your job. Then give you an ultimatum, that’s three strikes right there

OxfordPictionary 10

Saturday 23 January 2021 7:32

I agree. Take his advice and dump his ass.

Hangryko 29

Saturday 23 January 2021 9:22

Dump that loser.

UbuntuElphie 16

Saturday 23 January 2021 16:06

Get out! Get out now! Run! This is not a red flag. This is a nuclear attack warning siren. This is not a drill. Run like your life depends on it!

samomaha 17

Sunday 24 January 2021 17:28

He just let you see the start of things, and it will worsen over time. Please begin arrangements to leave as soon as possible. A friend married a guy who was that way when they were dating. Eventually, she ended up being locked INTO the house every day when he left for work, no phone, no computer, no internet, etc. It took a long time for her to build up courage to go, as he knocked it down all the time and threatened her life. But she finally threw a chair through a window and escaped with her kids and the clothes on her back.

geniusness 6

Sunday 24 January 2021 20:46

If there was a Sheldon Cooper Fun with Flags episode on red flags and how to identify them, this post would be featured.

poodlesoup 3

Monday 25 January 2021 9:35

luckily you aren't married yet. if I were in your shoes, not only would I keep it that way, but take it a step further and find a safe way out of the relationship all together. I can tell you you're worth it and deserve so much better until I'm blue in the face, but it has to be you that's ready to move forward into your own self worth and value, if you did indeed want a better situation for yourself.