Intimacy and Sex: Confused

Confused

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 14:31 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with a meth dealer I just met online. Of course this occurred at his place, since he's on home detention for drug trafficking - ankle bracelet and all. Worst part? I really liked it. FML

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By sadnj - 23/01/2017 15:30

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML

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By thelunarwolf - 02/03/2011 03:41

Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2014 16:42 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML

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You deserved it 36 973

By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 08:14 - Canada

Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML

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You deserved it 14 831

By ifaisal - 26/02/2010 03:05 - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

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A dealer of both drugs and hugs

By fallingforfakenamesandmindgames - 27/07/2017 13:00

Today, I found out that the reason why the guy I took home from the bar seemed to understand everything about me instantly was because he was my ex's secret drug dealer. FML

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You deserved it 493

By Anonymous - 24/07/2016 03:18 - United States

Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML

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Consider the offer

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 437

You deserved it 124

By vividrabbit - 12/07/2009 13:29 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML

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You deserved it 5 005

By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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You deserved it 61 457

Bogrbon 27

Friday 22 January 2021 5:43

I mean - that's pretty much all on you.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Friday 22 January 2021 7:34

Um hmm how did you find this person? meth finder

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Bogrbon 27

Friday 22 January 2021 5:43

I mean - that's pretty much all on you.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Friday 22 January 2021 7:34

Um hmm how did you find this person? meth finder

coius 23

Saturday 23 January 2021 14:34

The partner to tinder: syringe

kfchicken 31

Friday 22 January 2021 7:44

he must have been really charming for you to accept meth dick

red6joker 8

Friday 22 January 2021 12:58

of course you liked it. he has that bad boy vibe. it's in your genetics to view such behaviors as alpha and desireable.

Lora Wood 11

Friday 22 January 2021 18:14

Well every one has to be good at something....

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 23 January 2021 3:24

Okay kids, let's do a fun math question! (I promise it's more fun than it sounds) 1 woman so drunk she ***** a meth-head + 1 meth-head who was most likely high as **** when they ****** + The combined incompetence of a drunk and a meth-head + 9 months = ? Everyone who answers this correctly gets 100 cookies of their choice, a Covid vaccine, and the chance to one day go to Disney World. You will have to pay for it yourselves, however.

coius 23

Saturday 23 January 2021 14:36

A nimbecile?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 26 January 2021 4:27

If that's what the youth of today call babies, then yes.

flagbitch 8

Saturday 23 January 2021 5:11

Idc how good that dick is, you leave it alone! Only destructive bitches who desire feeling like your ****** is on fire from the std he gave you deserve dick on lock down!

Yummi_913 18

Saturday 23 January 2021 20:56

I mean... you were sober when you decided to go to a meth traffickers house alone..... you must not have much self respect, or any sense of danger. Or you're just so soooo desperate. At least do yourself a favor and don't start doing meth too. In any case, YDI. But congrats on the good dick I guess.