Awkward, Periods and Love: Run, run away

Run, run away

By but i make different stiffies - 05/01/2013 00:33 - United States - Parker

Today, while on a first date with a charming guy, I excused myself to the bathroom. I tried to bring my purse along, since my pads were in there, and mother nature was calling. He vehemently insisted that I leave my purse, in case I was planning on stiffing him on the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 21:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML

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By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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By thissinglelife - 06/09/2013 06:42 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

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By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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Saturday 5 January 2013 5:35

If he didn't trust you enough to take your purse to the bathroom, then I suggest you don't go out with him. Afterall, trust is one of the main ingredients to a healthy relationship, isn't it?

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:31

As embarassing as it may have been, if you didn't you should have tried to explain to him what was going on. I'm sure he would have understood.

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tj5810 21

Saturday 5 January 2013 10:17

Seems as though he doesn't have many dates return, especially after expecting them to pay the bill. I'm not a gold digger, just a bit traditional I suppose.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 10:57

I moderated,this lol.

gerberbabygirl 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 11:08

Wow, talk about creepy. He probably wanted to go through your purse too. That is why there is such a thing as dating, a trial period and i'd say he failed.

glki 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 11:24

He was going to let you pay the bill!!!

simoncat 11

Saturday 5 January 2013 12:16

A. Isn't he SUPPOSED to pay the bill? B. if he is that controlling that he won't trust you to come back, there is SO much more wrong than just having to pay half the bill. C. UGH! There is so much more wrong with this whole situation. Take your purse and run!

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Saturday 5 January 2013 12:26

I have a feeling he was planning on robbing you forcing you to wash dishes for the evening

Muffin_boo 12

Saturday 5 January 2013 12:39

I sort-of get the feeling that he may have been "stiffed" before. (No dirty puns intended lol) this would definitely be a fyl situation, I'm so sorry OP.

Aregonde 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 12:51

I hope you realize this "charming" guy's behavior was outrageously out-of-line. You're an adult; you don't need anybody's permission to keep your valuables on your person, and you have every right to keep your reasons for doing so private. If he's being disrespectful and controlling toward you now, it's only going to get much, much worse if you continue dating him. That kid sounds like an absolute mess, and it's clear he has a lot of hard lessons to learn before he's ready for a long-term relationship.