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By but i make different stiffies - 05/01/2013 00:33 - United States - Parker

Today, while on a first date with a charming guy, I excused myself to the bathroom. I tried to bring my purse along, since my pads were in there, and mother nature was calling. He vehemently insisted that I leave my purse, in case I was planning on stiffing him on the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 21:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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By thissinglelife - 06/09/2013 06:42 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

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By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Bring your A game

By Anonymous - 23/12/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML

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By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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Saturday 5 January 2013 5:35

If he didn't trust you enough to take your purse to the bathroom, then I suggest you don't go out with him. Afterall, trust is one of the main ingredients to a healthy relationship, isn't it?

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:31

As embarassing as it may have been, if you didn't you should have tried to explain to him what was going on. I'm sure he would have understood.

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kwyk 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:12

Not today you don't make different stiffies. Unless.....

panda_lou 11

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:30

I understand that periods are normal for every girl but sometimes the items we use are not small enough to hide in your palms. Not every girl uses tampons so a large pad with a bright pink wrapping may bring more attention than is wanted. He should have enough confidence in himself to at least believe that he can make it through a date. A person that insecure is a total turn off for a lot of women, myself included. I would have asked him why he would ask me to trust him to not steal my belongings, when he cant even trust me to go to the restroom? Then I would have left to go to the restroom to handle business, returned to pay for my portion, and left without another word.

kirasant 19

Saturday 5 January 2013 14:04

Yup. This is my thought, too. The guy clearly isn't as charming as you thought and, at the worst, he could have been planning on robbing you. As awful as the evening was OP, it's good you found out what he was like on the first date.

BeachGirl27 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:35

He doesn't sound that charming to me! Ah well, it's good that you found out what a jerk he is early in the relationship before he broke your heart I suppose.

hahamadilive 6

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:42

So you just didnt take your purse? Weak. Me in the situation: "I NEED SOME GODDAMN PADS"

asherm 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:49

I would have hit him with it! He may have taken it and dashed if you went without it. Or tell him situation and follow with "guess you're not getting sex tonight....or ever"

cartedor 18

Saturday 5 January 2013 9:07

He is acting like this already , I'm sorry to tell you, the relationship isn't going anyway, cut your losses, move on

KaiCer0 8

Saturday 5 January 2013 9:20

If he can't trust you on first date than he's not worth it. On to the next one..

Champignon_fml 19

Saturday 5 January 2013 9:41

You should've given him a death glare, shown him the tampon/pad and asked him if you could please take your purse to save yourself some embarrassment. Afterwards, pay your half down to the cent and make it clear that you don't want to see his dickish face again.