School, Cars and Miscellaneous: Running late

Running late

By albert - 13/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

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You deserved it 4 149

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML

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You deserved it 29 314

By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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You deserved it 3 998

Cruel driver

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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You deserved it 141

Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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You deserved it 1 560

By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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You deserved it 39 667

Get back here

By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 842

Flasher

By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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You deserved it 12 025

By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 231

blueworld_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:05

parent fail...

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:12

Very observant. Mother of the year award!

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blueworld_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:05

parent fail...

ohdamn_fml 2

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:09

Wasn't there a FML JUST like this? I hope it's not the same person...they really might be a pedophile XD

I2OI3 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:09

WE GET SO INTO OUR DAILY ROUTINES ITS KIND OF SAD SOMETIMES. ITS AMAZING SHE DIDN'T HIT ANY TODDLERS CARELESSLY PLAYING IN THE ROAD ON THE WAY.

LeftHanded_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:12

#3, Chill with caps. Also, FYL, she really that much in a rush to not even bother looking to the side or even considering how quiet it was?

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:12

Very observant. Mother of the year award!

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:14

Your mom owes you one there buddy. And it starts by not having to go to school that day.

Demon_Squirtle 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:15

How is this a FML?

ZleveL 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 7:08

and what the hell is "the boot of the car"? is your car wearing shoes?

coolster56 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 18:02

there are more than one country in the world boot is the trunk

Paws_Cat 29

Friday 26 June 2015 2:20

It's the rear compartment of a car, you uncultured swine.

lulzorz 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:16

lmao aww poor you, im sorry. definitely a parenting fail.

TigressUK 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:16

Haha...that's a great FML.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:19

wow dude ur mom is effin 'tarded. how would she not notice u werent in the car!!!! and #7 how is this NOT an fml!?!?!?!? dumbass

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Running late

Same thing different taste

Get a move on!

Cruel driver

Kids these days, eh?

Get back here

Flasher

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