Miscellaneous: Ruthless

Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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By nerdsgetmehot - 07/04/2011 16:55 - United States

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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Backhanded

By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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By littl3storm - 13/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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Elamdri 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:35

All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.

ds576 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:42

Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!

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voicegoesboom 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:49

boobs are just modified sweat glands don't worry about it

sandypoo 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:46

Learn to love them! Big boobs are overrated! They sag! Besides some guys like them that way!

smm_fml 3

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:48

some of those ladies have no idea what they are talking about, too. i went to a department store once, and the woman tried to fit me into a 32A. When that didn't fit, she tried the B, then the C, which was actually still too small but she was completely shocked that it fit. Then she was like, "Wow, you've got pretty big boobs for an 11 year old, bigger than they look." This was when I was twenty.

Yamamarro 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:37

You sound hot. lol

engineerd 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 6:33

it's ok. i have small boobies too. at least they'll never sag. also, h&m has really nice bras that run wonderfully small :)

22_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:52

i am small too...dont worry about #126 is right no sagging. and we can run without worring if we will fall out of our shirts. try victoria's secret too they have small bras too.

imtoast 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:18

i read an interview in a magazine with dara torres, the olympic swimmer. in the interview, she said she's 42, has a child and still has to wear training bras.