By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
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Fx13mz 7

You can have some fun with those on Chattroulette.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to go bra shipping with your mother if you're a guy?

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joker1995 2

why did he put the bra on in the first place?

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michelly8 0

his mom made him, read next time

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to go bra shipping with your mother if you're a guy?

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cuntfacekillah 5

if op is a guy then why the hell would there even be a question of whether or not he looked good in a bra?!

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tatababe 1

OP learn from that never go into Victoria secret with your mom

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dinodannyrawr 5

why the **** would he take her to Victorias secret...... is she fatter than him what the shit.. *mind *****

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dinodannyrawr 5

why the **** would he take her to Victorias secret...... is she fatter than him what the shit.. *mind *****

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dinodannyrawr 5

why the **** would he take her to Victorias secret...... is she fatter than him what the shit.. *mind *****

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Temi25 6

Victoria's secret is that she's a guy and his name is Victor

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dummbrunette 0

Has anyone else wondered what Victoria's secret was?

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

It's the thought that counts here! Why do you all think it's weird he took his mom bra shopping? I think that's very thoughtful and courageous of you, OP.

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epyk_pryncess 8

op was it the miraculous bra? it gives you an added two cup sizes!!!

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Victoria's Secret is that if you're a guy who looks at the catalog, there's a 95% chance you'll wack off to the models.

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iluvboobies 9

That's not the kind of boobies I like!!! :/

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missmurderx 8

How can someone MAKE you put on a bra.. Especially in public?

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kraine0712 2

I'm sorry too OP. On the bright side I know this place where you would make a lot of money. haha.

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sk8rchick97 0

L O S E R who's the loser?? u are!!

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thriceforme 3

There are so many wtfs to this fml. I mean for starters, why is a guy taking his mother to VS? And then, what kind of mother makes her son try on a bra? Jeebus.

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iammoney 0

so my mom tells me to do things but i would even go into victorias secert if so told me to

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bubbly31 0

why would u even put the bra on

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Fx13mz 7

You can have some fun with those on Chattroulette.

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imosim 0

Cross dressing on chattroulette oh fun.

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BeatlesObsessed 12

May I ask why you even agreed to try it on?

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tittymagic 0

haha a bunch of old guys wanking...

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alexibabyxoxo 0

how does he even know his cup size ? do u own a bra? lol

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Slim2306 10

more importantly why did he go bra shopping with his mum? and to victoria's secret at that. @215 - Alex you're hot ;)

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taticalnNinja 5

ray william johnson reference much??

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Godfreyy 2

RWJ wasn't the first person to bring up crossdressing on chatroulette

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JTthePurpleNinja 5

nothing against larger people but to be honest, he's putting this on FML when it's kinda his personal choice to eat what he eats. he can't exactly think " it's not my fault I have moobs " that's just my opinion.

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davidisbeast 12

what if he means his mom has no boobs lol

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PSQ91 6

^^ My mom's got small boobs. FML No that can't be it...

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MrSassypants 32

Why would he wanna lose weight? It will be easy to shop on mother's day.

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element3300 0

Wow, really? Lose weight to look skinnier? Didn't know that's how it worked.

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alex6946 10

128- isn't that a reason to lose weight? to look skinnier..? you sound stupid. ;)

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SmallTownCutie 0

You know, I've seen guys with HUGE pecks- solid muscle- who would probably wear a bigger bra size than most women. Dwayne Johnson? Just saying it's possible. Not completely likely, but possible.

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

^ just gonna reiterate something somewhat similar to what #63 said: my pecs are so muscular and strong that they are the same size as my mom's bra size. FML yeah that doesn't work either does it

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OkayImSorry 0

^ Frank, now listen homie. You can't just go and say something like that, it makes you look like a desperate virgin. Be more assertive yet sweet or be dirtier. "Your hot" makes you sound like a 12 year old. Either be like "Damn, you are so beautiful. You got a boyfriend? Cause I don't know a single soul that wouldn't want to be with you." or straight up "I wanna **** you".

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allyrox123 0

u cant tell someone to loose weight.. that is so. ignorant!

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justalilrandom2 4

So is using full stops in the middle of a sentence, as much as it is not to capitalise after a full stop. Fat people should lose weight, it's a burden to the health care system and damaging a perfectly good body that many others weren't fortunate enough to enjoy.

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ladybunny 0

it could be worse.

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maidofawesome 0

Yeah you could've had to try on thongs lol

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beachchick9498 5

so either his mom has no boobs or he has big boobs!

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beachchick9498 5

so either his mom has no boobs or he has big boobs!

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

277- wtf that doesnt make sense bc in the FML it says same bra size not being flat chested to having boobs :l

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RMRaidersNumbah3 0

your her son and you took her to victoria secret? do you know more about bra's then she does or something..?

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yousodi 10

right seems a bit creepish to me to no guy should be in vs with his mother no matter what lool

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aeshleyrose 6

seconded! my first thought was, "what kind of a ****** up family is that?!?"

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J0gby 0

I think he went just so he could see a bra. He's probably ne'er seen one before...

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chaoticnh 0

this was right after he banged his mom, it makes perfect sense now

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justalilrandom2 4

The moment I realised it was a guy I jgot so confused, what is wrong with him?

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webkinzhater123 0

YDI for going bra shopping with your mom! and for being a fatass. its called a gym, moron.

KelpGelp 1

Mayb his mom is an A cup so he can't be tht big....

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whyXD 13

for #9 theres other ways to loose wieght.

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EmilyShmemily496 0

You're kind of a bitch...

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Imgonnahaveabf 9

9: You seem soooooo freakin pissed. It's like, you're gonna have a bf!

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Blackhandles 0

Tig ol Bitties!

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Double D guaranteed.

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gamegeek42 6

lmao. good old ray humor.

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imcutefml 0

awwe fake ol bittys

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rileybrownie 0

hahahah tig ol bitties my brother showed me that song... and I'm a girl and his friends couldn't stop staring.... awkward thanks RWJ

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