Saxophone solo

By fartypants - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Winter Park

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 900
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Top comments

Looks like your butt cheeks started the applause for the audience. You must have done an amazing job :)

Well, at least the audience will go home with a laugh! I'm sorry, FYL, OP, but one day you'll look back on it and laugh!

Comments

Why was the microphone behind you?

The microphone is on top of the piano keys. When he gets up to bow and face the audience, the microphone would be behind him

First of all, it's "have" not "of". Secondly, dumb comment..

agreed dumb comment. but dick is a grammar nazi. if he read this he would correct me for using but to start a sentence, and point out how I didn't use capitals. nobody's writing an essay, just leaving a comment. and this isn't to pick on you dick, this is for all grammar nazi's

CharlesEmersonW 31

Life's awesome moments eh? That sucks but don't let that affect you to much... we all fart... it's a natural bodily function. Granted, the moment was not the best for this to happen but still. Off topic now : Please stop with the lame " That blows " / " That just passed through " and any other lame puns and fart jokes ... it's embarrassing

I really wish I could have witnessed this.

brittany310 15

Your username sounds like it could be the title to a spongebob episode.

You showed them that you can also play a wind instrument.