Embarrassing, Music, Awkward, Farts and Work: Saxophone solo

I farted in the gym yesterday next to a cute girl. I was really pushing to finish my set and it just shot out, it was loud too, and it smelled rancid.

Mandybruin 15

Friday 19 June 2015 23:11

Great story, bro! Tell it again!

ajs1987 15

Wednesday 24 June 2015 16:32

I thought it was "cool story bro." At least that's how I remember it from high school.

SookyLala 13

Friday 19 June 2015 15:57

haah thats brilliant.

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Today, I was finishing a conversation with my husband. His phone rang, but he didn't take it. He said, "No, the guy said he was going to call me at 11:30 and it's 11:36. I'll call him in 3 minutes." It was then I realized that I have been the subject of this type of petty control for over 30 years. FML

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You deserved it 99

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 531

You deserved it 32 700

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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 447

You deserved it 7 780

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

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You deserved it 20 420

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 634

Today, I asked my father if I could have my grandfather's old vinyls, record player, and vintage tube radio. He told me he threw those out years ago because, "Who listens to that crap anymore, now that we have mp3s?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 028

You deserved it 229

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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You deserved it 6 266

Today, my cat tried to steal my burger. She was successful. She grabbed the patty with her teeth and pulled it right out of the burger. I was too dumbfounded to try and stop her. I have a suspicion that she is hungry and I forgot to feed her. FML

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