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By shunned - 03/11/2010 13:13 - United Kingdom

Today, two months after moving up to Scotland to be with my fiancé, he broke up with me because he 'didn't love me anymore and hadn't for a long time.' Shame he didn't tell me that when he was saying 'I love you, I want to marry you', having sex with me, and using my savings for a deposit on a flat. FML

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You deserved it 4 820

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By rejected - 29/01/2010 14:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 717

You deserved it 4 970

The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 771

You deserved it 327

By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 303

You deserved it 8 420

By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 515

You deserved it 3 497

By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 869

You deserved it 3 716

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 142

You deserved it 10 737

By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 424

You deserved it 1 090

By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 20:02

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me. All because I’m thinking of moving to the UK next year to study, and apparently, a girl he’s been thinking about for a week is a better option. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 736

You deserved it 268

Sociopathic

By Tina - 03/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Holland

Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 746

You deserved it 131

By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 901

You deserved it 16 318

Graawr 7

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:06

what a dick. =| ruin his freaking life. D:<

itsbutagame 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:01

bad times for you..

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me5 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 13:47

something is rotten in Scotland

frokeyman92 9

Thursday 4 November 2010 13:55

you tend to say stuff during sex you'll regret

iHateThisLife 10

Thursday 4 November 2010 19:44

pay backs gonna be a bitch, go get him'

johnk662561 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 20:18

Welcome to Scotland...where men are men and sheep are afraid.

BIEBS15 0

Friday 5 November 2010 3:38

ok? well this was definitly on KISS fm radio this morning.....loser.

razman008 0

Friday 5 November 2010 6:55

fiats are amazing!

attatood 8

Saturday 6 November 2010 17:11

#72 you idiot! It's a FLAT (European for house or a place to live) not a FIAT!

hockey2217 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 17:06

ouch. so men r idiots

kensikos 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:09

Anal?

piwikiwi93 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:59

Awwww! ? here's a comforting pat!

TsukiumiNo9 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:32

It's Fiat haha no "flat". But that does suck sorry

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 24 February 2012 23:24

...What? A Fiat is a type of car, a flat is an apartment.

drummerp64 16

Monday 28 October 2013 2:48

Yeah, guys, a flat is the British word for an apartment. They don't mean a fiat.

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Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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Today, I found all of my underwear frozen in my freezer. I put my underwear in the washer before I left for work. I then put them in the dryer. I woke up and tried to put them on several times thinking I was missing the pant holes. I finally turned on the lights to see that each leg hole was sewn shut, all of them. FML

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Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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Today, I discovered that when my doctor said my new medication "may cause sensitivity to sunlight" what he meant was "sit in total darkness during the day or your skin will feel like its burning off." FML

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Today, I went to the hospital for crippling back pain that made it impossible to walk. The doctor was more interested in telling me off for not taking a pill that he admitted doesn't help acute pain. He then gave me an injection that wore off in an hour, and sent me home, telling me to take over the counter meds. FML

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Today, I was at my usual grocery store when an elderly lady smiled at me and said, "It's so nice to see a young person not obsessed with their appearance." I was dressed in sweats, I hadn't showered, and hadn't brushed my hair. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or insulted. FML

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Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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Scammer

Same thing different taste

The old "It's not you, it's me"

Sociopathic

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