Money: Scammers gonna scam

Scammers gonna scam

By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By fleur_de_fevrier - 21/12/2008 15:36 - Ireland

Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By dude, where's my balls? :( - 22/12/2012 20:25 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

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By Ambar - 15/02/2010 17:02 - Canada

Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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Minus one Karma

By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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alwayzjess 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:38

What a cheap aunt you have! you should of made her pay or kept the stuff.

Plasmaxyz 5

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:45

lol, she forgot about her own con.

Comments

kangaru1 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:07

sorry for your situation. I can't believe your family would scam u like that...atleast u know not to trust her anymore.

killface93 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:38

you sad sad man

BShady96 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:45

only mr.krabs still wouldnt give up a dollar

Quagmire_ladies 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 12:11

young grasshopper..you should be taking notes!... so it seems that you may need to start basic training all over again.

aov3cc 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:19

i would of took that Shit back.

UniquelyMine 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:35

sever all ties with her.

Betterflutist 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:57

Uhh... Failed.

jennt89 10

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:58

At that point I would of walked out and that woman would have been paying for her own shit.

ExtraCrispy95 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:05

shifty dw I'm sure u will have ur chance to pull the same thing on her next time

dkb7890 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:55

lol wow .. i bet u was piss

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