Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

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By Leanna - 10/04/2017 12:00

Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2012 07:24 - United States - Everett

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

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Taking the piss

By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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Drunk on the job

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 03:00 - United States - Matawan

Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Drip drip drip

By ewww - 03/04/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I used the community vacuum to clean my dorm. When spots started appearing on the floor, I assumed it was leaking water. By the time I finished there were tons of wet spots on the floor. Later I found out that someone had just used that very vacuum to suck up vomit. FML

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By urinetrouble - 04/05/2017 06:00 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML

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How smelly is your piss?

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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BVBarmy_girl 22

Monday 6 January 2014 23:15

Now introducing: "Peebreze"

cyttex 13

Monday 6 January 2014 23:12

Oh the joys of college.

Comments

cyttex 13

Monday 6 January 2014 23:12

Oh the joys of college.

JustinKirby 20

Monday 6 January 2014 23:57

Aww that stinks!

StillUsesMyspace 22

Tuesday 7 January 2014 6:40

There are tons of different types of febreeze 23, the stuff we have at my house is liquid and comes with a screw off top.

ChevyRedneck85 13

Wednesday 8 January 2014 2:26

Yeah, how'd that work out lol

bigNaKeD 9

Wednesday 8 January 2014 8:53

Some of the febreeze bottles are just traditional squirt bottles and aren't pressurized.

StillUsesMyspace 22

Wednesday 8 January 2014 9:53

49, as 68 said, there are spray bottles that are non - pressurized liquids. This is exactly what I meant when I said the type I have is a screw off bottle. I guess I should have been more clear, sorry! Also, it wasn't a public bathroom it was the dorm. That means the febreeze was probably placed there by a college attendee.

BVBarmy_girl 22

Monday 6 January 2014 23:15

Now introducing: "Peebreze"

JMichael 25

Monday 6 January 2014 23:24

This is original

xChaos 29

Monday 6 January 2014 23:30

This is gold

HiNowDie 17

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:06

Available in two scents, pissy lavender and asparagus.

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:47

Introducing Golden Rain and Yellow Snow - permeate the air with death, peebreeze.

Sam_d07 10

Tuesday 7 January 2014 4:17

marketing genius

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 7 January 2014 21:54

Introducing: PeeBreeze from the makers of PissWasser...

JoseIsAdork 31

Wednesday 8 January 2014 0:55

I'm shocked there wasn't a sweet pee scent written on here. oh well. still, FYL, o pee.

Internetdude 22

Monday 6 January 2014 23:16

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Mike09220 14

Monday 6 January 2014 23:38

Um no.

Kyuzomi 12

Monday 6 January 2014 23:55

And quit your education I'm guessing? Seems legit.

rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:46

College > high school

harshallmeim69 9

Tuesday 7 January 2014 11:05

Are you dumb? if your using the "I'll pick the wrong degree and spend the rest of my life paying it off!" argument then gor to community college first so you can spend less money. If you feel it's tge degree you want you can transfer.