Love, Awkward and Make up: Scary

Scary

By -___- - 14/09/2013 00:37 - Canada - Montréal

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

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By Lexy - 10/11/2018 12:00

Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML

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By r4inb0wbrit3 - 13/07/2012 07:37 - United States - Townsend

Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

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asimplesharpie 7

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:13

Oh my god dump his shallow ass

threer 30

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:15

Hopefully it was a joke. If not, he's just a shallow douchebag.

Comments

BriCx 8

Saturday 14 September 2013 19:37

What a loser...you should have dumped his ass on the spot.

interesting33 36

Saturday 14 September 2013 21:59

He could have been joking? If not that sucks OP

hexicsparx 1

Saturday 14 September 2013 22:47

How do you say you're in a relationship if he's never even seen you without makeup?

Adorlee 11

Saturday 14 September 2013 23:53

Your boyfriend is shallow and rude. But now I wear minimal make up so when people do see me without make up they won't be as surprised.

Wizzlbang 10

Sunday 15 September 2013 0:59

Before you dump him, make sure he freaked out over your face, and he wasn't just scared of your mom

honeymoonroyale 20

Sunday 15 September 2013 2:19

Or maybe it was because you were with your mum? If not, then yeah, I'd consider him single after that.

ctchan2381 5

Sunday 15 September 2013 5:55

getting a guy by using shit ton of makeup to make yourself look THAT different to the point he freaks out is pretty much fraud. You weren't honest about your looks to him and he got cheated. I feel bad the the guy and you totally deserved it

an3ph 20

Sunday 15 September 2013 7:36

By "walking away", I hope you mean "walking out of my life".

imdabess 9

Sunday 15 September 2013 8:19

it was a joke. he wouldnt have calmly walked on or done anything outrageous if he didnt care. my 2 cents on all these shallow people who recommend to dump someone every time.