Love, Awkward and Make up: Scary

Scary

By -___- - 14/09/2013 00:37 - Canada - Montréal

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 821

You deserved it 5 666

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By Lexy - 10/11/2018 12:00

Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 103

You deserved it 442

By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

I agree, your life sucks 103 191

You deserved it 5 766

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 595

You deserved it 545

By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 024

You deserved it 2 369

By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 117

You deserved it 2 667

By r4inb0wbrit3 - 13/07/2012 07:37 - United States - Townsend

Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 523

You deserved it 37 936

By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 685

You deserved it 2 834

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 999

You deserved it 3 325

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 806

You deserved it 10 197

By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 298

You deserved it 2 863

asimplesharpie 7

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:13

Oh my god dump his shallow ass

threer 30

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:15

Hopefully it was a joke. If not, he's just a shallow douchebag.

Comments

inuar 7

Sunday 15 September 2013 18:31

please tell me you dumped his dumbass. I hate guys like that, I remember one time this guy I really really liked saw me stopped and told me I looked beautiful. I had no make up on, my hair was a mess and I was wearing shorts and a holey t-shirt. needless to say I got with him and I was never happier. until I got married that is :)

Shade1982 20

Monday 16 September 2013 10:32

Hi, can I introduce you to someone? This is Sense-of-Humor, pleased to meet you...

denkou 13

Sunday 15 September 2013 21:59

YDI for wearing so much makeup it makes u look that different

happyfingers 15

Sunday 15 September 2013 23:21

To the people saying to dump him, I'm sure he only did it jokingly... jeez, calm down.. Take a deep breath and relax.. Also, that's hilarious. Probably embarrassing and a bit annoying. but still funny.

liaRawr 9

Monday 16 September 2013 0:08

You've been wearing too much make up around him he hasn't seen what it actually looks like

caden_bro 9

Monday 16 September 2013 0:21

It COULD HAVE been a joke... Perhaps you should talk to him, instead of going, "OHMYGOD HE HATES ME!"

Topsaber 4

Tuesday 4 November 2014 2:52

Sounds like a great joke, dont overreact

sydstoomuch 19

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:09

Lmao rofl! That's cold

miaabbbby 13

Saturday 12 September 2015 5:49

its boys like this that makes females hide under makeup. hes only going to break your self-esteem, hes not worth it!

saricaste 21

Wednesday 28 June 2017 1:26

What an awful piece of shit that boyfriend is.

404wan 19

Sunday 9 December 2018 20:14

while hes a shallow shit... maybe dont wear so much make-up and let people get used to what you actually look like. your real face is better than any amount of make-up.