Self harm

By Embarrassed - 06/12/2018 03:00

Spicy
Today, I managed to give myself a blowjob and it was great. The only problem is that I got stuck between the wall and my bed while I was doing it. I had to call for help and my whole family came to see what was wrong. They all knew what I was doing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 392
You deserved it 6 227

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well look on the bright side. At least they didn't find you with your head up your ass..

Reach for the stars , not your own ankles.

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You never know if you can do this, till you try. But that is hell of a feat for any man to attempt.

Reach for the stars , not your own ankles.

did you tell them you said “no ****” first?

Gives new meaning to “eat a dick”...

I thought it wasn't even possible. unless you're long in the right places & more flexible than anything...

Stan_The_Man 7

Congratulations bro, that’s an incredible accomplishment.

Well look on the bright side. At least they didn't find you with your head up your ass..

manb91uk 22

Next time, just hop onto Grindr... It's easier

Your parents should be proud. And think of how much money they'll save on kleenex and lotion!