Secret life

By Anonymous - 06/08/2020 20:00

Spicy
Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
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Jaymail 18

Be sure your Mother has the telephone number she was calling from from your Caller I.D. And/or make sure your Cell Phone is set to record and in an inconspicuous place in the same room your Dad talks to his Mistress on the phone for your Mother.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You should be a detective. Just don't go near the D.B. Cooper case. It's too good of a mystery to be solved.

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Jaymail 18

Be sure your Mother has the telephone number she was calling from from your Caller I.D. And/or make sure your Cell Phone is set to record and in an inconspicuous place in the same room your Dad talks to his Mistress on the phone for your Mother.

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RichardPencil 30

She calls on the landline? How old are they? The fact that she's a "mistress" instead of a "side piece" makes me think they are all ancient.

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John Nemeth 14

I bet you got those dam telemarketers after that awkward call.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You should be a detective. Just don't go near the D.B. Cooper case. It's too good of a mystery to be solved.

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pjsr 32

It sounds like your phone must be on a... party line!

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