Love, Living together, Cleaning, Housework and Miscellaneous: See ya

See ya

By marriageblows - 22/01/2012 02:18 - United States

Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML

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Skiver

By Anonymous - 02/07/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while my husband and I were cleaning out a closet, he went outside to throw out some trash. He was taking a long time to return and I went to make sure he was OK. He was in the living room watching TV instead of helping me. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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Forever alone

By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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You deserved it 143

Never enough

By Anonymous - 20/09/2022 00:01

Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML

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You deserved it 162

By justkillm3 - 13/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

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You deserved it 9 147

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 15:00

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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You deserved it 2 674

Trad wife double standard goals

By Double standards - 03/08/2022 16:00

Today, my husband has been out partying all night. While my in-laws didn't ask him a single question, earlier I received more than six calls from them about when I'll be home to cook and clean. Where was I? In the office for the first time after working from home for past 3 years. FML

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You deserved it 112

Never enough

By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 06:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML

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You deserved it 281

By BigBangCheater - 01/04/2012 10:08 - United States - Loves Park

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

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Acousticpixie14 6

Saturday 22 January 2011 8:01

Did you ever think to ask him to stay because that's why you cleaned the house? If you did, FYL...if you didn't YDI

PeteyPablo12308 20

Saturday 22 January 2011 8:13

Maybe give him a heads up that you wanted to spend time with him...

Comments

xxst3althshotxx 1

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:08

maybe.... just maybe... you should of said something...

louie111887 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:08

you women are so needy ! let the man watch his game ! hehe. :)

Callythemechanic 0

Friday 30 December 2011 0:13

Lol that's so true

RawrBunneh 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:13

go with him?

ImAnInsomniac 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:18

best female answer

IHeartJimi02 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:50

The gf/wife can't just hang out with the guys. It's the husbands time to spend with his friends, watch the game and have a few beers. IMO, op should've spoken up and asked him to stay. If she did ask him then F her life.

saleha97 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:31

shame.

Furnaceman 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:40

as a dude I can affirm that this works, I've blown plans when my wife has done that! (what can I say? I'm a sucker for domesticity!)

Prolusive 5

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:46

Why didn't you say something... YDI for not saying anything.

ElizabethNL93 20

Thursday 31 October 2013 19:14

You don't know if she said something or not- the FML doesn't say.

THEmuffinpan 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:47

You could just go out with him. Even if you only pretended to be interested he would get a kick out if it, I'm sure.

agm2010 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 10:24

lady., this I when when woman up and tell him 'NO... we finally have time or each other...so go take a romantic bubble bath with me.(;'

SeasonedLemur 5

Saturday 22 January 2011 11:57

Hahahaha hilarious!

alwa7sh 2

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:41

Nothing comes before game time, the girl can wait the bubble bath can be postponed but the players never wait for me to finish what I'm doing.

OMqiiTzBellz 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 10:44

WOW. That happened to me as well with my & my boyfriend...BUT the way I deal with it now!? I'm outta here..**** you bro. So no matter what hun, DON'T be an option to his ass.

Pb25797051 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:13

lol this commenter is a bitch

docscientist 9

Saturday 22 January 2011 12:35

I assume you sent psychic messages into that braincase of his and he still wanted to hang out with his boys. Next time try chaining him to the floor so he stays whether he knows you want him to or not.