Miscellaneous: See ya!

See ya!

By leftbehind - 27/02/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

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You deserved it 2 332

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By wowjuststop - 03/10/2009 01:01 - United States

Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 984

You deserved it 2 601

By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 837

You deserved it 3 121

By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 704

You deserved it 7 361

Priorities

By Son of a Bitch - 01/08/2015 17:17 - United States

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 865

You deserved it 2 078

By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 892

You deserved it 3 179

By sucks2suck - 19/02/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 230

You deserved it 2 688

By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 111

You deserved it 11 342

By Chucho - 01/09/2012 13:58 - United States - Boston

Today, my mom told me that she rather wait for the city bus all day, than allow me to give her a ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 595

You deserved it 3 655

Let's go for a walk

By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 829

You deserved it 2 285

By Mahomie123 - 16/04/2011 22:56 - United States

Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 322

You deserved it 4 040

Dr_Phil 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:00

My professional opinion leads me to believe your family doesn't love you.

Stupoopy 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:54

Just be like "Wait, so I'm off the hook? Thank God, now I can go party! Love you!"

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Stupoopy 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:54

Just be like "Wait, so I'm off the hook? Thank God, now I can go party! Love you!"

Turfin 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 5:06

loll

rllyfrickenbored 17

Monday 29 June 2015 16:45

just what i was going to say! we think alike!

Dr_Phil 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:00

My professional opinion leads me to believe your family doesn't love you.

izzyisme42 0

Monday 5 July 2010 21:24

dear dr. phil, You win.

lamarr 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:04

LMAO dr phil

greenman_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:13

as i close my eyes, i feel it all slipping away. also, you are unloved

Amkii 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:17

Wow, that sucks. :( I'm sorry. But yeah, now you can at least have a crazy party!

JustCallMeCloud 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:20

Have your own vacation with everyone in the phone book at your house :D.

yui567 0

Friday 27 February 2009 23:03

Is this real?

leannayourcool 0

Friday 27 February 2009 23:50

LOL @ #6.

dammn 0

Friday 27 February 2009 23:52

shitt suckks . ROFLROFLROFLROFL , #3

MonkeySpeaks 4

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:26

Text Back: No problem. I'll be using your credit card to purchase a nice hotel room for the weekend for a few friends and myself. Hope your trip doesn't totally suck after I max out your card. FYL mom and dad