See you in court

By Juliet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Inglewood

Today, my Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when my boyfriend's parents filed a lawsuit against my parents. FML
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HeartForMusic 23

I hope it doesn't end the same way Romeo and Juliet did.

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GrinchFu1 27

Damn those Capulets!!! Bite your thumb at them!

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Comments

moonsalt 20

This will make for quite an exciting relationship.

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jmcr 27

Why are they suing your parents if you dont mind me asking? And that sucks hope things work out for you and him!!

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center 5

Yeah, I was wondering this too. The OP leaves open more than it addresses.

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perdix 29

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? . . . And doest thou swear to tell, the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help thy God?

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clueless05 12

It is the east, and Juliet is the sun

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rg350dx 29

It is the east and Juliet is the defendant*.

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clueless05 12

Yes my mistake! I need to review my Shakespeare

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Hopefully the judge says "A plague on both your houses."

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clueless05 12

The lawyers will present "two houses, both alike in dignity"

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

The prosecution will be based on "ancient grudge breaks to new mutiny".

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karlcolt45 19

this makes me wonder where one finds poison in this day and age..I mean in romeo and Juliet people just had a bottle of poison laying around...like “hey are you running to the store? 'cause we are like, completely out of poison."

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gc327072 30

'twas probably some sort of rat/pest poison. Arsenic can be made naturally.

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Syndromia 15

18, I have poison all over the house and so do most people and I'd assume most people back then would too. Think of all the poisons in your house; bleach, pinesol, lysol, perhaps Raid, perhaps Roundup, paint thinner, paint, spirit gum, fabric softener, probably more than that! All that stuff is toxic when swallowed or inhaled (some if it isn't good just in making contact with your skin) and most of it has an ancient equivilant that was also poison (lead cosmetics, lye, arsenic)

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nicole_2792 8

Well a lawsuit is better than what happened to the families in R & J.

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CAJustise 9

Ya Romeo and Juliet died at the end but not until almost everyone else they knew and loved was killed first. So lets hope it's nothing like that relationship.

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blessedbylife 6

get married make the families work it out op just kidding dont ever get married

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Pyro_Wolf 17

There's nothing wrong with getting married...

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