Awkward, Parents and Love: See you in court

Romeo and Juliet relationship?? So your 12-15 years old dating a 30-35 year old man who is on a miseries rampage of revenge? I'm guessing OP or any other idiot commenting never read the play?

baref00tmama 15

Wednesday 15 May 2013 1:10

Romeo is thought to have been in his late teens. Not thirties.

swagonborn 5

Tuesday 14 May 2013 18:14

That is so romantic!

Ajminks13 5

Monday 9 December 2013 6:45

Dude sorry but that's nasty cuz I understand if u have slept together that the pawns are she would be 13 and you would be16 Nasty nasty nasty

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 12 August 2014 13:37

I hope it doesn't end the same way.

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 17:19

I am hoping you aren't also 13 while he is 18?

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