Awkward, Parents and Love: See you in court

IHaha at least they will be connected in some way :))) and maybe just maybe they will find to love each other. If you're strong and smart enough you will not let this get to you. Romeo and Juliet fight for it (against theirs families )

KacieLee 0

Sunday 14 April 2013 23:28

You do know how that story ends, right?

escobar07 10

Monday 15 April 2013 19:37

Wow wow wow. This isn't a fml till you say why.

MikeIsABro 2

Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:32

Now all you need is to both kill yourself and BAM you got yourself a great story!

moynihantj 4

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:06

So you're a pedophile is what you're saying?

after4ffect 11

Thursday 25 April 2013 23:39

Tell them you intend to spend the money on your Juliet, problem solved

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