Self serving
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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:37 - United States
Then they suck. Buy yourself something nice that she can't use for her birthday. (Preferably something non-transferable, so she can't take it just for spite).
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For her birthday you should buy yourself tickets to Disneyland.
Say you're going to conquer your fear of heights, take tickets, sell tickets, acquire birthday money.