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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Orlando

Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
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Ambient25 24

Calm down, she's just 8. Once she does move out you'll probably wish she was back. Let's hope she doesn't see her about this FML when she IS 18.

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WellImScrewed124 6

Cherish the moments you have with her when she gets older she could want nothing to do with you

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talicaroxi 25

sod the abuse you're getting I get days like that. it's hard work. they are soul sucking energy stealing manic little maniacs. but I also get days where I sit down and think this is easy maybe a 6th wouldn't hurt......then they wake at 4 am and I could throttle them and the thought of 6 goes running away.

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Tkell45 3

Good luck getting her out of the house before she's 28

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trumpy 9

if you dont like being a mom you shouldnt have children

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Wadlaen 23

You might be in luck; both me and two of my sisters moved out when we were 16, to go to high school, then you're halfway there !

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

You do know most 18-year-olds don't just move out, right? In this economy, several are still living at home with their parents because it's too hard to make ends meet, especially if they're also going to school.

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