Shame! Shaaaame!

By poormomma - 15/04/2020 08:00

Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML

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By hairy - 30/09/2013 21:59 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML

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By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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By ItchItchBaby - 09/09/2017 13:00

Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML

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Genius

By joshua - 25/01/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML

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By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Wednesday 15 April 2020 13:03

buzzcut time if he can't take care of his hair then he won't have any

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 16 April 2020 22:45

I had something similar happen. I was student teaching, and on my last day, my mentor said, “Oh, I forgot to tell you. We got an email last week about head lice going around the school.”

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 April 2020 8:15

Something like that could make someone crabby.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Wednesday 15 April 2020 13:03

buzzcut time if he can't take care of his hair then he won't have any

lovelyhippos 15

Thursday 16 April 2020 5:16

Fun Fact: head lice prefer clean heads and hair over dirty.

Todd Klopfer 11

Wednesday 15 April 2020 15:35

Someone is not socially distancing.

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 16 April 2020 22:45

I had something similar happen. I was student teaching, and on my last day, my mentor said, “Oh, I forgot to tell you. We got an email last week about head lice going around the school.”