Genius

By joshua - 25/01/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML
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BadPinkKitty07 0

lice, lice, baby!

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BadPinkKitty07 0

lice, lice, baby!

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h_langston12 0

lmfao@^ but OP, that sucks.

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tisiphone_fml 0

I know... I wouldn't have seen the light of day for weeks!

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nothingbutnet003 0

you sir, have earned a steaming hot pile of win. and to the OP, i'd say karma took care of your bro for you :D

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Conniving little one, no? I would have never thought of that. I could have used it today! Damn, oh well

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baseball6917 8

her little brother is definitely winning. lol

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Luckster 0

I would have had one hell of a punishment if I ever pulled that stunt off! I really hope your brother gets in trouble for this, OP.

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iankennedy17 0

this sounds more like a retarded facebook status. leave the bullshit of fml, we don't give a shit.....

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itsucks12 0

should have raised him better.

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050294 0

It was his brother, dumbass.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

This doesn't sound like an FML, more like an entertaining anecdote. And that WAS a brilliant idea, actually.

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riku3220 2

Good idea until he realizes that he'll have to stay after school one day or stay in during recess to take the test!!!

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mshafty 0

Wow your bother is clever. I think he has a nice career ahead of him as a con man.

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robb23 0

lmfao @ the cogressmen, and the zing

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what_the_fail 0

Your brothers awesome! His idea was smart

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Tikwichka 5

It is a win for all; the boy gets off school and out of his test and the OP gets to leave work early!

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Luckster 0

In this economy, unless someone is dying and you need to be there, it is never a good thing to leave work early.

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