Health and Exhausted: Shattered - FML

Shattered

By ParkerRommel - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2012 07:24 - United States - Everett

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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Tanned pits

By huulo - 16/11/2010 10:07

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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Broke boy

By LemonTree - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Hungary

Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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Top comments

chili10 18

Friday 27 January 2012 8:47

Why do you keep your silly string with your hygienic products?

GoW_Chick 14

Friday 27 January 2012 8:39

You just made an everyday mundane thing more fun! :D

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chels1994 11

Friday 27 January 2012 17:09

If I did that I would have cried of laughter

wherethesunsets7 4

Friday 27 January 2012 17:39

I'm wondering why silly string was next to your deordorant...

cjrand 7

Friday 27 January 2012 18:13

You totally deserve it. Who owns silly string? Of all the people that do, you might be the only one who keeps it amongst other aerosols... That's just silly

ReNaE96 2

Friday 27 January 2012 18:27

Why did you have silly string in your bathroom ???

nabila21 0

Friday 27 January 2012 20:45

THANK GOB FOR SILLY STRING!!! I'm gonna try it!!!

isis_morrigan 18

Friday 27 January 2012 21:21

I've had times when I've done insane things because I was too tired to think straight. Can honestly say I've never confused silly string with deodorant!!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 27 January 2012 22:22

That's not so bad. Some people have sprayed themselves with Raids instead of fragrance.

RensM 22

Saturday 28 January 2012 3:55

YDI if only for the fact you own silly string

mattlamacchia 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 7:11

Why do you have silly string in you bathroom

edward123456789 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 8:59

Hope you didn't reek

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