Shattered

By ParkerRommel - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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chili10 18

Why do you keep your silly string with your hygienic products?

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GoW_Chick 14

You just made an everyday mundane thing more fun! :D

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GoW_Chick 14

You just made an everyday mundane thing more fun! :D

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moop256 10

I am not completly convinced and wtf is that fish drawing about I like see that everywhere what the hell.

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MustangGirl72 9

I think it's some Pokemon thing.

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chili10 18

There's a party going on under op's arms.

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Blueglasscup 18

That aint no fish that's a Magikarp! And when it evolves it evolves into a strong ass Gyarados.

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moop256 10

Everyone hates on the foreigner for not know about western pop culture...

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shoopd 19

23 - Pokemon was created and first became popular in Japan. Not exactly "western pop culture".

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

moop, if you don't know who magikarp is..... just get off the internet. Now.

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XkatrinaX420 7

Thank god, and I thought I was the only one who keeps their silly string in the bathroom...

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babjak 6

You are so right. Too funny. May they should try coffee before doing anything

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mr_torch91 1

Why would you be using spray deodorant? Are you in junior high?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Moop there is a blue 'male' symbol up in the top right corner. Convinced yet?

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shanemaximo 7

"Armpits?" So you actually did one then the other before you figured it out? The wheel in your head was turning but the hamster was dead.

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xlord 27

What did 'it' do this time? That it is very naughty

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ScaughtieHolden 11

I think this was for the other FML where the cut on OP's arm looked like a ******.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

no, it's a little, er, silly... don't you think?

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lebronesque73091 12

How is that possible? XD

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poprocksss73 7

Haha this reminds me of a friend who did it with hairspray and wondered why it made his arm pit hairs stiff!

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AllyC1023 4

You should of doused some mouth wash on em instead. Minty fresh, yum.

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Roevera 14

Do you intend on tasting his armpits?

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MustangGirl72 9

Sure sounds that way.

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GoW_Chick 14

There might be a fetish for that, who knows, I think I'll have to check the archives.

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moop256 10

^^^ if there is a foot fetish I'm pretty sure that can be a thing...

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Roevera 14

I bet she's drooling over armpits doused in mouthwash, as we speak.

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AllyC1023 4

No I don't intend on tasting them. Lol just thought mouth wash would be better then silly string of course. Id say it's a better alternative. Lol

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chili10 18

Why do you keep your silly string with your hygienic products?

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Roevera 14

So if out of no where there's a party, OP's ready for it!

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WCARlover 34

I literally lol'd picturing this, thank you

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ninjuh_wingman 29

It must have made you smell great.

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robotchicken19 0

Did it do the job?

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