Gross, Plumbing, Smells and Flooding: Shitty situation - FML

Shitty situation

By thatguythere858 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:54

Move out of your mothers basement and get your own house..

perdix 29

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:00

I doubt the system "broke" that way. Your mom probably re-routed the line into the basement to flush you out. All of her unheeded demands that you get a ******* job and your own place have led to this! Make sure you take your Xbox and **** collection with you before they get covered in shit.

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eatpussy 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 0:11

Get out of the basement and get a house?

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