Singing In The Shower By FML Videos - 18/09/2018 18:30 Everybody needs some time alone to sing it out... Just hope no one is recording it! I agree, your life sucks 285 You deserved it 71 Share Tweet Share
Today, I tried to surprise my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex Tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was naked and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML I agree, your life sucks 77 133 You deserved it 8 547
Today, I was in the "getting to know you" phase of dating a guy I recently met. We were talking about our families and I mentioned my dad died when I was young. He blurted out, “So, we get to have some of that kinky daddy issue sex then, huh?” I’m not sure if he was joking or not but still… FML I agree, your life sucks 482 You deserved it 112
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 051 You deserved it 6 129
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 178 You deserved it 97 172
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML I agree, your life sucks 802 You deserved it 415
Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 111 You deserved it 3 061
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 209 You deserved it 2 157
Today, it's the third day I've been at home recuperating from ear surgery. My surgery was on the same day my neighbor started renovating. There's been hours of jack-hammering every day I've been home. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 677 You deserved it 141
Wait... is that the voice actor and singer for Lion King???