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Singing In The Shower

By FML Videos - 18/09/2018 18:30

Everybody needs some time alone to sing it out... Just hope no one is recording it!

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Tuesday 18 September 2018 20:03

Wait... is that the voice actor and singer for Lion King???

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Tuesday 18 September 2018 20:03

Wait... is that the voice actor and singer for Lion King???

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