Intimacy: Skin deep

Skin deep

By EffinAhole - 03/10/2010 04:27 - France

Today, to spice things up a bit, my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner, so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML

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Same thing different taste

By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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By blocked_by_fire - 17/04/2012 18:13 - United States - Pullman

Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

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By Ouch - 14/07/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 22:00

Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML

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By Burny - 12/10/2017 16:00

Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML

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By poo4brains - 28/04/2012 04:42 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

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It's getting hot in here…

By pmek - 26/03/2012 09:11 - Australia - Collingwood

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

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Lozza 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:16

Was the heat... SO INTENSE?

jaderrrx3 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:17

I think it's more like **** her life.

Comments

Pyrogod18 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 6:49

did you just compair your wifes ass to a double rainbow?

nikkirl5 1

Friday 3 December 2010 9:18

kinkey ...

nabski 0

Friday 10 December 2010 2:59

WOAH A DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ASS :')

clarkey 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 7:43

double rainbow all the way!!! oooohhh my god

Demond9009 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 2:11

Double rainbow all the way across the thigh!!!

ponchoman13 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 22:06

Why the hell is that FML? Doggy style and Anal just got Soooo much better. ;D

Dead_damion 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 7:27

Woah! Double rainbow all the way! *sobb* what does this mean?

ThisRandomChild 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:12

Double rainbow all the way across the ass! What does this mean? Its starting to look like a triple rainbow! Oh wow!!! I'm sorry, I couldn't help it :)