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By frustrated - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Gosport

Today, everyone at work asked about the awful, twisted wound on my hand. I was too embarrassed to admit to having torn my skin apart with a pair of tweezers while trying to remove a splinter. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm assuming this splinter was the size of a twig? Maybe you should leave this kind of stuff to the professionals, genius.

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sarah6786 14

You should listen to him, he's a doctor.

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Comments

0RedPenguin0 8

Why were you embarrassed? Splinters are hard to get out

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perdix 29

"Yeah, but you should see how ****** up the other guy is! He won't be ******* with me anymore."

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loserboii 11

He looks physically hurt & if he says that he hurt another guy? Sounds like the Spongebob episode- Blackened Sponge

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Rowdey 10

You may be watching too much Spongebob, buddy.

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saintsrocksocks 10

54- There indeed is no problem with watching the show. Now, of you're going to remember the episode names, there's a problem.

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one11oh 2

everybody loves spongebob

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Ozuru 11

Splinters are a bitch, but you just gotta pull them out. Even if you tear your hand apart.

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SarcasticGuy 5

Why were you embarrassed OP? You're probably the kind of person that could dig a bullet out of himself if you had to. Splinters ****** hurt.

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MrElephant 5

You should embrace your lack of skill for splinter removing.

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P1P_BOY 6

am i hearing a bit of "darwanism at its finest" in my ear.

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Nymphetamatrix 19

So...what did you actually tell them?

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Kibaruto 33

Better than attempting laser surgery with a laser pointer.

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