Clothes and Miscellaneous: Slay, queen!

Slay, queen!

By draggirl - 13/10/2009 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By preggersmcgee - 22/10/2012 16:09 - United States - Nixa

Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

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Nostalgia

By Fatty - 06/05/2009 15:04 - United States

Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML

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By ipaid350dollarsfornothing - 15/03/2013 07:09 - Qatar

Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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Too late

By fuzzle003 - 13/06/2012 12:47 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML

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By yayaimannoying - 09/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML

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Our soles

By Gregory - 15/12/2024 18:00 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:36

Just put a sausage and a couple of plums in your panties and you'll look just as good in that dress as he does!

baby610 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 15:29

hard to beleive your a pastor...

Comments

latkematzoball 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:29

this sounds so fishy. cant believe nunna MY fmls made it and THIS did

latkematzoball 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:31

11 ftw

wandalicious 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:37

The grammar is giving me a headache.

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:39

Learn how to punctuate. Dresses are overrated. Wanna make it memorable? Go in a tangerine disco tux.

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:06

Seriously? That's ******* great haha

604 11

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:45

Owned!

TheLetterZero 7

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:46

Oh god, the punctuation hurts... YDI for being dumb.

nucleosynthesis 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:00

Periods. Learn to use them.

iFruit 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:19

Your long fml is only one sentence! This is an abomination! GRAMMAR GIRL STRIKES AGAIN, BITCHES!

JohnnyTheFox 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:25

I think your ideals for a good-looking woman are messed up if you think a man has a hot body for a dress. Unless you're disgustingly fat or something, a dress is going to look better on a chick, period.