Love Skyrim, but that isn't funny after the other 10,000 people who used it. My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Elbowed in the head.

I used to tell "arrow to the knee jokes", then it got old.

If you're having adventure problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES KNEES AND TOES!!!

^ MEMSSS start of pre school

What are you talking about? Re-read the fml please.. Good lord..

op wanted to snuggle with her husband, husband turned away .. think i have a pretty good understanding, thanks!

Reread the first sentence of the FML over 50 times, please, and then reevaluate your understanding. Doing this will prove you're not as dumb as you let on.

He was sleeping and was unaware that she was snuggling him. So there wasn't any rejection. Just another headache.

Apparently, everyone agrees with me number 2 and they have proven my point.. Thanks #32 for explaining it

Plus it doesn't say turned away. It says shifted position. Maybe he got closer to snuggle more.

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No problem 39. Felt like I needed to break it down for her since advice wasn't taken to further her understanding.

I hate when people suck up to each other......

I have a feeling you would know what rejection feels like

The circle of headache is reborn!

She's probably seeing stars right about then, so is that close enough to being sent to the moon?

life is always a bitch:(

When your husband gives you a deadache... You make a ball ache!

Your really hot

Already thumbed myself down. :) Ok now to think of a comment ok that was a shi*ty situation, crap doesn't apply here.

That bored, huh.

why would she go and do that? he wasn't conscious nor aware of what he was doing.

10, I hope that no poor soul ever has to marry you