Sleepy head

By wideawakeandinpain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML
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Darklord53 0

If you're having adventure problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

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MrSaxMan 0

Elbow him in the groin next time you sneeze

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btstig 11

Yeah, That's not even close to being the same. Go take a long walk on a short pier. That is all.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Why don't you do it? Test the waters first for our good friend #11, instead of just be a dick.

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downtime 12

Ah yes, the obvious response to an accident is to deliberately cause physical pain. What a wonderful partner you'd make.

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rickoslyder 5

This wouldn't be a FML if you were into S&M :P

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Yes, it would. Headaches are never the good kind of pain.

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rickoslyder 5

You sleep on the same bed as your dog? O.O

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SilverInGray 25

A lot of pets sleep in their owner's bed. Mine does.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Damn the sleeping situation, your dog has elbows?

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TashaRuber 0

Ya its connected to his arm?? Well it was more of his paw but whatevss

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Anubyte 0

I used to be an OP like you... ... Then I took an elbow to the head

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ohcrapitscurtis 8

That's funny. I don't care what the Stormcloaks say

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twofirstnames 12

Couch for him! Haha kidding but that must of hurt, FYL OP. I know what it's like to get rid of an excruciating headache just to have my head hurt again.

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hateevryone 14

damn, you should've hit his ass back.....twice as hard.

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taliax101 8

This has nothing to do with the FML post but you look like a girl I went to high school with. Just saying lol

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DocBastard 38

Yes, seek revenge for something done involuntarily while sleeping. Makes perfect sense.

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murdersquirrel 15

hateevryone - I think anger management is a good idea for you. Your advice is almost always to retaliate with violence.

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rubberduckie94 13

when i get headaches like that i stay in bed not wait up for them to go away

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TraceCase_ 19

Doesn't work that way for everyone...I pace when I have a bad migraine. Tilting my head back even slightly makes the pain unbearable.

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