Bosses, Capitalism, Telephones and Work: Slow day

Slow day

By lion2294 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Laingsburg

Today, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't stop looking at my phone while working. I work in the back room, and there is no clock in there. I look at my phone to check the time. That way I know how long I have left in that hellhole. FML

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You deserved it 7 414

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By are you kidding me???? - 20/07/2012 04:58 - United States - Chaplin

Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

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You deserved it 1 953

Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

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You deserved it 175

Make your mind up

By Jason Brazil - 13/08/2019 14:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 887

You deserved it 462

By robert - 31/01/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 4 221

Rummaging around in my stuff

By Chesty Larue - 07/08/2015 00:29 - United States

Today, I got fired from my part-time job, because I insisted on keeping my phone in my pocket and never using it, instead of putting it in locker without a lock or security camera, that anyone can go through. The manager found out by searching my locker for the past 3 weeks. Ironic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 535

You deserved it 2 389

By Anonymous - 06/12/2016 20:14

Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 925

You deserved it 533

By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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You deserved it 5 469

Hi, how are you?

By black_pheonix77 - 03/07/2020 02:02

Today, even though I’m not allowed to be on my phone while on the line at work, I texted an unknown number. My manager looked at her Apple Watch. I'd texted my manager while on the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 425

You deserved it 2 316

By x_udontknowme_x - 05/01/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 333

You deserved it 4 383

By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 196

You deserved it 2 710

Welshite 39

Thursday 5 March 2015 14:48

Buy a wristwatch.

eksyneet 23

Thursday 5 March 2015 14:50

buy a clock, hang it on the wall in the back room and the next person working there won't end up in the same situation.

Comments

IWishIWasObama 12

Thursday 5 March 2015 15:38

Sure you're only checking the time. No way you're not checking fml and facebook...

Miss_Scarlet 9

Thursday 5 March 2015 15:42

Uh buy a watch or get a different job.

awkwardeer 26

Thursday 5 March 2015 16:11

You sound like an owner of an ass Red Forman would like to put his foot in.

awkwardeer 26

Thursday 5 March 2015 16:22

*the owner >_

tbro47 23

Thursday 5 March 2015 16:17

Time to invest in a magical device known as a watch. They even amazingly come in digital versions where you can read the numbers exactly like you can on your phone.

loserman67 35

Thursday 5 March 2015 16:28

Sorry OP, but I agree with most. Buy a five buck wrist watch - you sound like a clock-watcher. Mabye if you concentrated on your work more the time would pass faster... sorry