Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 970
You deserved it 7 926

Same thing different taste

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Cardinal rule of dating: never take a dump at their house the first time you're there.

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Sure, one should avoid stinking up someone else's bathroom if one can, but what if she's going to be there for the next few hours? Surely you can't expect her to hold it in for hours? That would cause incredible discomfort, and perhaps an even more embarrassing situation, if you know what I mean. Using the bathroom when she needs to doesn't make her any less of a lady, and she shouldn't feel ashamed. And I know that when I have company, I don't want my guests to feel uncomfortable for any reason. The father is a total dick for making a scene about the smell when he knew she was was the last one to use the bathroom, and humiliating OP for something she couldn't help. At his age, he should understand that when you have to go, you have to go, and that everybody *****, and everybody's shit stinks. He needs to grow the **** up and stop acting like a middle school kid.

Ihavegas 22

guide to pooping step 1 open the window wide as much as it allows. step 2 presray air freshener step 3 take the dump step 4 flush after each drop step 5 clean yourself and wash your hands step 6 dont leave the bathroom door open

Axel5238 29

If it bothers you that much watch what you eat. Greasy/Oily stuff will give you nastiest possible *****.

billyboboo 6

I laughed so hard reading this I nearly choked on my smoke! Though it can't be helped, I once had a sudden bowel movement at work, there is only one toilet with no window and the extractor fan blows straight into the staff room. My word did it stink!

lennon_ 16

Omg my day has been made! Maybe that will be an ice breaker and your boyfriends parents will probably tease you but maybe now they'll like you.

lol I'd be so embarrassed, but if I saw him going back that way I'd probably warn him so its not a surprise. fyl, but hey at least you can poop! I on the other hand have problems with that.

Man you should have stayed in there until the smell was gone