Embarrassing, Laundry and Love: Smooth move

Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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Same thing different taste

By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Laundrylady - 18/08/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

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By gtfb1993 - 02/12/2011 22:21 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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Classy

By Eww - 17/11/2021 20:02

Today, I decided to be nice and do the laundry for the whole family. Apparently, all the guys in the family have skid marks on both the back AND THE FRONT of their underwear. FML

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choirnerd9 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:02

That's not slutty at all XD

JennaMarie420 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:04

why couldn't you just say hi?

Comments

lalalaha 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:57

how could you not see that his cloths were white before you tossed your panties in there?

namesarehardtoth 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:00

can you do that to my whites? Ive been trying to make them pink for a while ^^

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:01

Stupid ****... You could have just walked over and said "hi"

eradonnes 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:02

I did tht once except i threw my phone in there...she refused to open it so i could get it!!

ThatsAfurry 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:07

pink boxers are sexy.

Elendil_fml 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:21

all you have to do is say "hey you! **** me now!" and he would. guaranteed.

Jamialia 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:35

*******. why didn't you just open your trap and use words to communicate?

missymoo123 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:54

HA! HERP DERP

Leigh_Badd 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:06

Who the fck does this?? Even if they were colored clothes, what maid u think he would know theyre yours?? OR how weird it would be to just walk up to him &nd say "oh i think one pair of my panties out of all my clothes fell in your closed washing machine." Dumb ****.