Embarrassing, Laundry and Love: Smooth move

Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Laundrylady - 18/08/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

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By gtfb1993 - 02/12/2011 22:21 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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Classy

By Eww - 17/11/2021 20:02

Today, I decided to be nice and do the laundry for the whole family. Apparently, all the guys in the family have skid marks on both the back AND THE FRONT of their underwear. FML

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choirnerd9 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:02

That's not slutty at all XD

JennaMarie420 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:04

why couldn't you just say hi?

Comments

mfluffy14 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:25

good conversation starter tho, offer to come with him to buy new clothes, and if u can afford it offer to pay

Bikrbum 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:29

You don't want him if he's wearing tightie whities

samnasser08 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:03

I bet you have loads to talk about now.

shortie916 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:29

****! It's more of an F his life cause now he has pink clothes

Rdawgg 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:45

great.. now he has herpes too hahaha

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:46

Even better! Now he'll always remember you.

misscourtneyy 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:49

Why couldent You just Say hi Exactlyy ? Who Throws there Under wear In someone Elses washer ? Thas just Fckn Creeppy .

lobum 12

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

now people will think he's mormon. http://www.google.com/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=en&gl=us&q=mormon%20underwear#i=3

SpeechQween94 14

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:52

Hey! Lay off! My bestfriend is Mormon!

anlhawks 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:05

ydi that's gross why the **** would you throw your disgusting underwear with his clothes ?

tosdyke 16

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:31

hey not to worry, most guys want to **** the stupid ones!!!

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