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By godzilllla - 08/08/2015 01:59 - United States - Bothell

Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML
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TeasinDaNoobs 16

Whenever theres a girl around, guys tend to dumb down.. Better luck next time OP

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pleasedie 22

Me neither. Maybe we've been doing it wrong :D

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RedPillSucks 31

I imagine that was going to be his intro into a flirty conversation if he didn't get immediately shot down

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rileyrae0000 23

Yeah I'm hoping OP didn't think cream cheese alone would woo this girl

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Death69 24

Better luck next time. Oh. By the way, that should be onto a shelf. ;)

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solarsanteria 15

seems like you dodged a bullet, she doesn't seem very nice for calling you that when it was probably an honest mistake

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AkBunny907 18

It was a mistake to try and use that to flirt with her, an idiotical mistake.

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DoomedGemini 37

Or she realized what he was trying to do? She's there to do her job, not deal with flirting which usually they can't even do anything about without worrying about losing their job.

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Miss_Whipped 43

'Idiotical'??? The ****? Idiotic maybe, but certainly not idiotical.

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MRSwick2525 23

#68 I was just thinking the same thing!!!! You beat me to the punch!

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nomad6 19

Ah man, not the cream cheese pick up man, you shoulda gone with the feta one. Too cheesy man, too cheesy.

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rileyrae0000 23

Okay feta is cheesier than cream cheese..

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MGS428 8

If she calls strangers idiots for asking a question, even if it may be obvious, she isn't worth your time.

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worldclassrager 39

Examine your surroundings then ask questions like that...next time maybe the whipped cream or chocolate sauce would be a better question...just hope it doesn't give the wrong impression

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quackImapenguin 16

Wait, was this woman someone who worked at the grocery store? Because if so, YDI. Don't hit on women while they're working. I know some men are just oblivious about this , but hitting on women in situations where the woman doesn't have the option of just walking away is not a nice thing to do.

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