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Sneaking Out

By FML Videos - 18/10/2018 18:30

Slow and steady isn't winning this race!

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wanted_2_want 40

Friday 19 October 2018 5:13

That’s the tortoise that won the race against the hare !

Charlie Given 26

Friday 19 October 2018 6:50

DAMN so that's how the tortoise beat the hare he ran like a bat out of hell 😂🤣

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wanted_2_want 40

Friday 19 October 2018 5:13

That’s the tortoise that won the race against the hare !

Charlie Given 26

Friday 19 October 2018 6:50

DAMN so that's how the tortoise beat the hare he ran like a bat out of hell 😂🤣

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