Every day is Caturday

By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
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lovelyheadache 16

Aw sorry that happened OP, maybe mom will lay off the drinking after the morning hits her.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Op should record her mom and put together a mix tape when she has enough drunken rants ;)

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HahaHokayThen 10

Tsk tsk, haven't fed the cat in so long that you forgot you had one.

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sens3sfailing 24

Yes #1, because so many people stop drinking because they can't stand the hangover...they say they will never drink again...then they drink again...

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desoto96 9

Am I the only one who immediately thought of Bill Cosby?

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lovelyheadache 16

Well sorry #37, I was being hopeful. The sarcasm was unnecessary.

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sens3sfailing 24

Sarcasm is never unnecessary! What are you talking about?! *mops up the puddle of sarcasm* seriously, it's sarcasm on the Internet from a guy you don't know, why do you give a shit what I think? I know I don't give a shit what I think..,wait...

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Charmillionaire 13

No no wait I have one. Uh... pussy... heh.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Looks like the cat's out of the bag.

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loserboii 11

Well this thread put me in a catatonic state of mind.

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accioshannon 17

So, you guys can't let one pun come and go?

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hannaaaahr 33

34 - NO! the thought alone makes me fur-ious!

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FMLKitten 15

Hey, at least she hasn't thrown up... Yet.

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heythere131630 9

Use this opportunity as an excuse to buy a cat!

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