Thief, Bikes and Miscellaneous: Sneaky

Sneaky

By Isoldael - 07/11/2011 09:38 - Netherlands

Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML

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You deserved it 5 107

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By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 034

You deserved it 5 432

By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 546

You deserved it 4 268

By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 303

You deserved it 9 558

BIKES!?

By Emily - 06/07/2011 08:33 - Australia

Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 703

You deserved it 12 279

Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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You deserved it 73 909

By EpicFailTime - 22/02/2011 02:21

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 568

You deserved it 2 875

FREEDOM

By Idontlikefireworks2 - 07/07/2018 19:00

Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 295

You deserved it 265

Our house, was a very very very nice house

By Anonymous - 06/03/2020 18:00

Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 282

You deserved it 259

By wahhh - 08/08/2011 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my neighbor from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 851

You deserved it 6 626

Technically…

By I followed her orders! - 04/12/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 192

You deserved it 476

TheWindowLicker 13

Monday 7 November 2011 16:04

Those kids are criminal master minds....

Fruit_Dealer 9

Monday 7 November 2011 16:05

In 15 years, these kids will rule the world.

Comments

beccalyn244 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:18

ehhh

hugginsman76 10

Tuesday 8 November 2011 5:45

You must have deserved it

forevaasmilinq 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 6:47

who cares about the legal stuff , she's an adult ! smh. & this story is brutal. poor guy, lol

Ciuby09 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 15:42

Set fiiireee... to the buuuush... ^y, sounds wrong I know it.

jessdbug 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 21:35

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo bikes cause they steallin everythin up in here!

bobla456 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 22:34

They are so stupid RUNNING with a BIKE!

loopsy_fml 14

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:18

Chase the kids!

Hunts160 5

Wednesday 9 November 2011 6:27

since theres more than 1 kid then just chase them again and kick their ******* asses!

urlifesucks226 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 20:44

I'd smack the shit out of those little bastards

foreverDark 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 23:26

They're like dogs, dude. If you chase them, they think it's a game and they run faster.

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