Both ends

By sickofsick - 30/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 670
You deserved it 3 982

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Whatever you do, do NOT make a sarcastic comment about getting a urinary tract infection and/or tapeworms!

A fort in the bathroom with a can of frebreze.

Comments

Whatever you do, do NOT make a sarcastic comment about getting a urinary tract infection and/or tapeworms!

pingpongpickle 8

Time for a comfortable jog. You probably need it.

meanttahhbe 0

A fort in the bathroom with a can of frebreze.

dudeitsdanny 9

I would choose throwing up. Less shitty. Pun intended.

rosemary_fml 5

that's so unfair for you! it should be one or the other! the god of infirmity can be so unfair at times

SweetestSin 4

one of those nights your better off sleeping on the toilet with a bucket in front of you - FYL

ipwnallmen 10

ouch.... you need to get medical treatment. or get medicine that can put you out for a few hours.

#8 and wake up covered in puke and liquid shit? I think not